WA BUDAK BARU RETI BUAT GIF. SEKIAN.
To have a baby is to eat chocolate cake
I like babies.
Let’s forget that I haven’t been writing in a while, and focus on this guy right here:
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| elele tomey tomey |
No, if your attention was focused on the left, you need spectacles. (n if u were wearing a pair, go kill urself) I was referring to the baby on the right. Let me introduce him to u.
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| Omar. >.< |
His name is Saiful. (clearly) U see, Saiful is a normal 1 year old with all the normal traits of a 1 year old. A 1 year old smile, 1 year old charm, 1 year old cuteness, and 1 year old poop.
Have I mentioned I like babies?
One of my main goals in life is to live to see my grandchildren, given that I have such an opportunity. “So, I need to marry someone who also likes babies, so that we could breed” - Haziq Ashraf (2011).
One of my other goals in life is to eat a lot of good food. Depicted below is a simple description of my noble goal.
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| Cake Aura |
Thankfully, like me, Saiful knows how to appreciate heavenly goodness, namely the chocolate lava cake by Dominoes. (Thank you Donald Trump)
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| Pizza Hut ada? lol :p |
Being a semi-avant garde cook myself, it’s a shame to actually admit that I do not possess the abilities to bake chocolate cake, less one with creamy choc lava as shown above. “So, I need to marry someone who could bake me chocolate cake, so that I would die smiling” – Mike Mikhail (2011).
But babies and chocolate cake alone are not sufficient to ensure prosperity, for these two things need maintenance to keep a continuous flow of supplies. (ok itu pelik bunyinya.) Yes, we need money. I don’t want my kids to eat sand, and I also don’t want my kids to eat healthy food while I am the one stuck with eating sand.
Money is the basic form of life, much more basic than the usual unicellular organisms on our body. Its importance is simply too overrated until even babies know about it. In World Invasion: LA, thealiens came for our money. well whatever, Saiful, pose!
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| 5 ringgit, bagi budak2 sangat besar jumlahnya |
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| WARNING: duit banyak kuman, jgn letak dlm mulut. (?) |
So yeah, only with the presence of money can babies and chocolate cake come together. It’s the basis for algorithm. “So, I need to marry someone who has their eyes on money” wait, what? -.-
kahkah~! Saiful, here’s a kiss! XD
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| kau kalau dapat kiss dari akak2 comel kau suka kan? dari aku kau buat muka monyok. cis -.- |
And maybe, one day I’ll have my own bubbly kid with my future wife. Which brings me to the question of who dis future wife would be? Hmm, someone who likes kids and can bake chocolate cake… *ponder*
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| Candidate 1. |
Pon boleh. :)
P/S: The baby's name is truly Omar, and Candidate 1's picture is simply a random picture from Google. ;)
To have a cellphone is to appreciate it
I have a lot of posts to write, but this one just couldn't wait, or I'll die of regret. OK now, 1.. 2.. 3...!!!!!
HAPPY FIRST ANNIVERSARY
CORBY-CHAN~~!!! XD
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| My pride n joy :') |
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| The current wallpaper of my baby. :') |
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| My dear... She has grown. :') |
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| <3 <3 <3 |
I.. I... I LOVE YOU. <3 ahakksss~!! XD
Through pain n laughter, u've been there for me, for one whole year now. I wish I can treat u to some Haagen Dazs, but ur a phone. :p hee, I'll write more on u later eyh baby? ;) xoxo. 4/4/2011. -F2F-
To have a study camp is... to become a satanic teacher?
When I was in primary I had a study group for UPSR. It consisted of 5 people, all with their respective specialty subject. These people then become the sensei of such subjects to the others. I was stuck as the English teacher of the group, and was called the "Angelic Teacher of Death". (No, I didn't just made that up.) I was evidently strict in my supervision, and I could remember asking them to write random stuff every week, which then became my favourite exercise. You see, there is limitless pleasure one could get from reading random essays from other people. I liek teh feeling verry munchkins~! ;)
So anyway, back to here-n-now. I'm currently in ma future house... i mean, a house of ma friend, and we're havin the most EPIC. STUDY CAMP. EVA~!!! WOOHHOOOOO~!! XD ... which ofcourse implies that we're not really studyin. -.- but hey, all the blame should go to the guy who even thought of havin this study camp. That guy, and the guy who volunteered to be the teacher. yeah, its not the student's fault if they dont learn anythin! its the teacher's fault! and waddup with the title "Satanic Teacher"? who do u think u are? u.. u.. oh wait. dat guy would be me.
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Today. Today, for sure, I'll make them learn something. -.-
I'll become the perfect Satanic Teacher any teacher (or satan) can ever be, and show the world my wrath and wisdom and love and compassion and greed and hunger and sleepiness (?) all at the same time, and become the PERFECT BEING, like the creature below.
Jigglypuff I Love You. <3
So prepare, u (satanic?) students! I'll make sure u pass the final exam like a hot knife through a mild, home made chocolate cake! in fact, I'll teach u so well, u'll laugh at quotes from Newton, Sophie Kinsella, and Charlie Gordon (coz u wont understand them) BOOYAH, World~! get ready for the Study Camp Of Da Century~! XD
... but before that, ibunya, nak makannnn... ;p
ADDITIONAL STUFF
Firstly, ignore the Jigglypuff as a PERFECT BEING. if you've been through high school, u will understand that nothin's perfect. :p
Aite guys, thinking back, the first reason I had for having a blog is to make way for a platform for me to write stuff. Not day-to-day stuff like blogs are meant to be for, but narratives and poems and the sort. (I fail at writing daily stuff anyway. :p) Anyway, what I'm tryin teh say is dat I modded another page for that purpose, and you can check it out HERE. Its still new n fresh n all, but I bet it'll be flourished by a few months, given that imma have a bunch a' time during the long hols. This coincidentally brings us the the next section:
ATTENTION~! CALLING EVERYONE WITH STORY/POEM IDEAS~!
have a story to tell? a poem to write? Lets write it together! :D contact me for further details.
So anyway, back to here-n-now. I'm currently in ma future house... i mean, a house of ma friend, and we're havin the most EPIC. STUDY CAMP. EVA~!!! WOOHHOOOOO~!! XD ... which ofcourse implies that we're not really studyin. -.- but hey, all the blame should go to the guy who even thought of havin this study camp. That guy, and the guy who volunteered to be the teacher. yeah, its not the student's fault if they dont learn anythin! its the teacher's fault! and waddup with the title "Satanic Teacher"? who do u think u are? u.. u.. oh wait. dat guy would be me.
...
Today. Today, for sure, I'll make them learn something. -.-
I'll become the perfect Satanic Teacher any teacher (or satan) can ever be, and show the world my wrath and wisdom and love and compassion and greed and hunger and sleepiness (?) all at the same time, and become the PERFECT BEING, like the creature below.
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| CUTEST PERFECT BEING EVER. |
Jigglypuff I Love You. <3
So prepare, u (satanic?) students! I'll make sure u pass the final exam like a hot knife through a mild, home made chocolate cake! in fact, I'll teach u so well, u'll laugh at quotes from Newton, Sophie Kinsella, and Charlie Gordon (coz u wont understand them) BOOYAH, World~! get ready for the Study Camp Of Da Century~! XD
... but before that, ibunya, nak makannnn... ;p
ADDITIONAL STUFF
Firstly, ignore the Jigglypuff as a PERFECT BEING. if you've been through high school, u will understand that nothin's perfect. :p
Aite guys, thinking back, the first reason I had for having a blog is to make way for a platform for me to write stuff. Not day-to-day stuff like blogs are meant to be for, but narratives and poems and the sort. (I fail at writing daily stuff anyway. :p) Anyway, what I'm tryin teh say is dat I modded another page for that purpose, and you can check it out HERE. Its still new n fresh n all, but I bet it'll be flourished by a few months, given that imma have a bunch a' time during the long hols. This coincidentally brings us the the next section:
ATTENTION~! CALLING EVERYONE WITH STORY/POEM IDEAS~!
have a story to tell? a poem to write? Lets write it together! :D contact me for further details.
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