To have a study camp is... to become a satanic teacher?

    When I was in primary I had a study group for UPSR. It consisted of 5 people, all with their respective specialty subject. These people then become the sensei of such subjects to the others. I was stuck as the English teacher of the group, and was called the "Angelic Teacher of Death". (No, I didn't just made that up.) I was evidently strict in my supervision, and I could remember asking them to write random stuff every week, which then became my favourite exercise. You see, there is limitless pleasure one could get from reading random essays from other people. I liek teh feeling verry munchkins~! ;)

    So anyway, back to here-n-now. I'm currently in ma future house... i mean, a house of ma friend, and we're havin the most EPIC. STUDY CAMP. EVA~!!! WOOHHOOOOO~!! XD ... which ofcourse implies that we're not really studyin. -.- but hey, all the blame should go to the guy who even thought of havin this study camp. That guy, and the guy who volunteered to be the teacher.  yeah, its not the student's fault if they dont learn anythin! its the teacher's fault! and waddup with the title "Satanic Teacher"? who do u think u are? u.. u.. oh wait. dat guy would be me.

    ...

    Today. Today, for sure, I'll make them learn something. -.-

    I'll become the perfect Satanic Teacher any teacher (or satan) can ever be, and show the world my wrath and wisdom and love and compassion and greed and hunger and sleepiness (?) all at the same time, and become the PERFECT BEING, like the creature below.
CUTEST PERFECT BEING EVER.

    Jigglypuff I Love You. <3

    So prepare, u (satanic?) students! I'll make sure u pass the final exam like a hot knife through a mild, home made chocolate cake! in fact, I'll teach u so well, u'll laugh at quotes from Newton, Sophie Kinsella, and Charlie Gordon (coz u wont understand them) BOOYAH, World~! get ready for the Study Camp Of Da Century~! XD

    ... but before that, ibunya, nak makannnn... ;p




ADDITIONAL STUFF

Firstly, ignore the Jigglypuff as a PERFECT BEING. if you've been through high school, u will understand that nothin's perfect. :p

Aite guys, thinking back, the first reason I had for having a blog is to make way for a platform for me to write stuff. Not day-to-day stuff like blogs are meant to be for, but narratives and poems and the sort. (I fail at writing daily stuff anyway. :p) Anyway, what I'm tryin teh say is dat I modded another page for that purpose, and you can check it out HERE. Its still new n fresh n all, but I bet it'll be flourished by a few months, given that imma have a bunch a' time during the long hols. This coincidentally brings us the the next section:

ATTENTION~! CALLING EVERYONE WITH STORY/POEM IDEAS~!

have a story to tell? a poem to write? Lets write it together! :D contact me for further details.