Of Breakfasts and Dilemmas (official time wasting)

   I, for one, love to eat breakfast early in the morning and sleep right after. Its the greatest feeling to sleep in the coldness of the morning with something warm in my belly. N I've been livin in such a way its actually become a routine. :p

   However, TODAY, I am making a difference, becoz TODAY, I didn't sleep after breakfast. :D believe it or not right now its 7.45 a.m. in clear sunlight! n I'm writing an entry! This.. must be a sign of the end of the world. lol. If not, this is a sign of Melle Abadi getting married before I do. (wait, what?)

   In any case, I just had breakfast. (yes, this is the main point) It was a scrumptious sandwich and a few nuggets. The main dish was accompanied by a generous amount of Milo Fuze 3 in 1 coz I was too lazy to make "actual" milo. a clear image could be seen with the GIF IMAGE below.

  Yes, I love my breakfast. n no, there are no satanic hidden message in the GIF image whatsoever. if u ever thought that way, ur prejudiced. if u never did, ur too carefree. Darkness is upon us, cant u see? Christina Aguilera said there's a genie in that bottle..! n it aint no nice genie. it gonna kick yo in the lower back! *baiknya bahasa lol*

   Yes, I love breakfast. 

   Thinking about it with a lil' more logic now, why do I even bothered to write this seemingly useless entry, when I have hundreds of thousands of unfinished posts in my drafts folder?! (thats a lie. I only have 9 drafts) 

   Why in heavens would I write about 'breakfast' when I am facing the 'biggest possible problem in my academic life'? a bigger problem than not understanding how soap compound is constructed in Miss Subathini's Chemistry class n not knowing why the vertical graph is called the x-axis when the y-axis gets the horizontal one. yes, my entire future is in jeopardy if i fail to assess this problem wisely.

   So.. what is this problem anyway? (its hard to actually say it when u already wrote a lot of exaggeration about it. it like dat feeling when I know I'd be laughed at by Siti N. Fadhilah or Ammad Izzat or Pinto)

   *ehem* I was actually called for interview to get a spot for a degree in mass communications (PR) (Hons.) in UiTM. However, my first choice is actually English for Professional Communication (Horns.). Problem is, if i pass the innerview, I'd directly be admitted to mass comm, n i dun want dat. so i'm planning to ditch the interview but then i'm scared i won't get a spot in English For Pro Comm. yes, sounds scary, yea? coz if i dun get both, i'm gonna have to live with a degree in Law, which is next in line. ... wait.

   State Attorney Farris... 

"As Selangor State Attorney, I find you.. Guilty."

   Oh mai Gawd dats, like, the coolest thing ever! :DD I'm a genius! (I'm also not that tall. ?? )

   So what about it? a lawyer sounds nice too. So there is no dilemma I guess. one thing's for sure, I wont be going to the interview. (result SPM pon dah ntah mana... :p) 

   *menguap* okay aku mengantuk. Better take a nap now before the coldness of the morning disappears into the heat of the afternoon. Till next time, TOODLES~ XD

The greatest of people is one who can shine whenever he/she is placed. 

-freeze2farris-

(kalau org melayu ckp "benuh yg baik kalau campak mana2 pon akan jadi benda yg cool. permata lah, intan lah, pulau lah" lol. BM is still the most beautiful language sebenarnya. apsal tetiba aku sentimental/jiwang ngan bahasa ibonda ni? wa nak tido. hee~ :p)

To insert a GIF in a blog is to be revolutionary. (and Lame :p)

WA BUDAK BARU RETI BUAT GIF. SEKIAN.

To have a baby is to eat chocolate cake

I like babies.

Let’s forget that I haven’t been writing in a while, and focus on this guy right here:

elele tomey tomey

No, if your attention was focused on the left, you need spectacles. (n if u were wearing a pair, go kill urself) I was referring to the baby on the right. Let me introduce him to u.

Omar. >.<

            His name is Saiful. (clearly) U see, Saiful is a normal 1 year old with all the normal traits of a 1 year old. A 1 year old smile, 1 year old charm, 1 year old cuteness, and 1 year old poop.

            Have I mentioned I like babies?

            One of my main goals in life is to live to see my grandchildren, given that I have such an opportunity. “So, I need to marry someone who also likes babies, so that we could breed” - Haziq Ashraf (2011).

           

            One of my other goals in life is to eat a lot of good food. Depicted below is a simple description of my noble goal.

Cake Aura 

            Thankfully, like me, Saiful knows how to appreciate heavenly goodness, namely the chocolate lava cake by Dominoes. (Thank you Donald Trump)

Pizza Hut ada? lol :p

            Being a semi-avant garde cook myself, it’s a shame to actually admit that I do not possess the abilities to bake chocolate cake, less one with creamy choc lava as shown above. “So, I need to marry someone who could bake me chocolate cake, so that I would die smiling” – Mike Mikhail (2011).

            But babies and chocolate cake alone are not sufficient to ensure prosperity, for these two things need maintenance to keep a continuous flow of supplies. (ok itu pelik bunyinya.) Yes, we need money. I don’t want my kids to eat sand, and I also don’t want my kids to eat healthy food while I am the one stuck with eating sand.

            Money is the basic form of life, much more basic than the usual unicellular organisms on our body. Its importance is simply too overrated until even babies know about it. In World Invasion: LA, thealiens came for our money. well whatever, Saiful, pose!

5 ringgit, bagi budak2 sangat besar jumlahnya

WARNING: duit banyak kuman, jgn letak dlm mulut. (?)

            So yeah, only with the presence of money can babies and chocolate cake come together. It’s the basis for algorithm. “So, I need to marry someone who has their eyes on money” wait, what? -.-

kahkah~! Saiful, here’s a kiss! XD

kau kalau dapat kiss dari akak2 comel kau suka kan? dari aku kau buat muka monyok. cis -.-

And maybe, one day I’ll have my own bubbly kid with my future wife. Which brings me to the question of who dis future wife would be? Hmm, someone who likes kids and can bake chocolate cake… *ponder*

Candidate 1.

Pon boleh. :)

P/S: The baby's name is truly Omar, and Candidate 1's picture is simply a random picture from Google. ;)

To have a cellphone is to appreciate it

   I have a lot of posts to write, but this one just couldn't wait, or I'll die of regret. OK now, 1.. 2.. 3...!!!!!

HAPPY FIRST ANNIVERSARY

CORBY-CHAN~~!!! XD

My pride n joy :')

The current wallpaper of my baby. :')

My dear... She has grown. :')

<3 <3 <3

   I.. I... I LOVE YOU.  <3 ahakksss~!! XD 

   Through pain n laughter, u've been there for me, for one whole year now. I wish I can treat u to some Haagen Dazs, but ur a phone. :p hee, I'll write more on u later eyh baby? ;) xoxo. 4/4/2011. -F2F-